Once got GTA SA, pirates pull their socks up and squeezed out the crack because the then official localization was not. That's just crack this was bad: the pirates took the trouble to translate the game on normal, and the result was something like the movie "Forest chump". If you want to have a good laugh - this crack for you.
Achtung! After you install the crack won't be visible stars for violations, if you install on a clean version.