Traffic management:
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When you press the " (C) " the main character begins to dance breakdance.

The script activates work of urban services: ambulance (ambulan), fire (firetruk and firela), funeral services (romero) and special services: riot police (enforcer and swatvan), FBI (fbiranch and fbitruck), military (barracks and patriot). Ambulan, firetruk, enforcer, fbiranch, fbitruck, the barracks are both running sirens (the job), and off. Also found on two machines (for example, and firetruk, ambulan enforcer and ambulan, firetruk and firela) and so on. Firefighters and doctors for each city respectively. Workers of ritual services too (same as doctors).
The script works ONLY when a player does not perform the mission.

The script allows you to change the current weather at one of 65536 kinds of weather. Many very funny weather. The weather changes the Z button.
If the screen will be completely red or grey, etc. do not pay attention, but just change the weather ahead.

For sure some have encountered such Gluck in the game, when fault appeared 2 player synchronously perform the command. So here is the script allows you to manage two, three or even 7 sidžeâmi at the same time, without a glitch! You can create up to 7 players. Have fun!

During gameplay, press Ctrl + N, and a noyj CJ. You can create sidžeev 7, unfortunately you can't remove them, just as I do not advise to remain with them. When you exit the game, you may receive an error message (an infinite black screen), press Enter and the game closes.

I am continuing to post funny and fun fashions for all your favorite GTA San Andreas, this time to introduce to your attention a horse and not just a horse but this steed, on which you can ride with a breeze!
All this is of course a lot of fun, but I think you want to get acquainted with the Office:
the horse can be found in front of the home of Charles.
-ENTER F-get down to climb on a horse
-W-go forward
-S-stand on hind hooves
-A-go left
-D-go to the right
-W + SPACEBAR-jump quickly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DwbYoM_Spo

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The script of nuclear explosion and its consequences
Press Ctrl + N.
This script allows you to order the atamnuû bomb!
After ordering you must fly the fighter zbrosit′ atamnuû bomb and then all vzarveca all people
die. and pets too:) And would the Atomic mushroom rain.